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mr. lucky

attorney at law / proctologist

After routinely consuming energy drinks to stay awake during online law school classes from a totally reputable university, Mr. Lucky experienced a serious sharting accident. That’s why he has dedicated his career to helping those who’ve also been embarrassed by bad energy drinks.

fou fou

legal associate / experienced pooper

Fou Fou is more than just a cute face - she knows a thing or two about sharting. She’s a ferocious prosecutor who gets her clients the justice they deserve.

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